I knew I wasn't human.

At work we have a new finger print recognition system, and it works on everyone apart from me. I tried every finger, and it just says "Please try again!" over, and over again. I couldn't leave work today, because I couldn't log out. Everyone was just laughing as I stood by the machine trying for about 40 attempts.

What is the next human stage called?

That's me!!!

Pincho Paxton